The Official ASG Trailer Park Map


Larry Fortenski: Trailer Park Hero

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ASG Goddess
Barb MacRae
i - David Tepper 000 - PaulX 001 - LCM
Centre of the Known Universe
002 - Medusa 002.74 - Sara M. 003 - Joey Marrazzo
The ASG Hoey
004 - Teresa W. 004b - Tamrah
The Official ASG Maine-iac		 NT4.0a -David Migicovsky
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NT4.0b - BBoy
Official ASGTPR Lifeguard, and All 'Round Good Citizen
005 - Cate 006 - Suzy Calvert-French
007 - Diane Patterson 8" - Yet Another Steve
Official Pink Flamingo Lounge Piano Player
 009 - Michael Ritchie
Princess Fire and Music
010 - Cici
Official Pink Flamingo Lounge Cigarette Girl 		011 - Tonia Lorenz 012 - Cheryl Duffy The Legal Beagle
013 - Snacker
Official ASGTPR Handyman
 014 - Contessa Robyn Greenspan 015 - Marty Hood
Official ASGTPR Substance Abuse Counselor
016 - Marc Lostracco 017 - JAne
Official ASG Mad Scientist
018 - Billie
Self-Styled
Librarian of the Trailer Park
019 - Kassa
Official ASGTRP Deputy Sheriff		 020 - David Howarth 021 - Barb Gaynor
022 - vcz - Reality's Bitch

The Pink Flamino Lounge and Piano Bar
022.5 - pHd 023 - Craig Smith
"Falling Tits Over Teacups Into the Unknown Since 1955"
 024 - Liz MacFarland
025 - Steve Gilliard
Official ASGTPR Sheriff
 026 - Joanna
Clarksville Street Department
 027 - Lori Car
028 - Darkstar 029 - Miss Lo - "I'm Turning On, and You're Just Turning"
Official ASGTPR Death Watch Ranger
030 - Tammi
031 - Elaine Leffler 032 - Legs Akimbo 033 - Jen Kerns
034 - Darlene Foster 035 - Morisot 036 - Robert Matthews and his Pitbull Poodle
037 - Ms. lark 038 - Possum Bits 039 - Lea Bob
Official Pink Flamingo Groomer
and Lawn Gnome Painter
40DDD
Sabine the Diva Chick		 041 - Mary D & S 042 - Sue Trowbridge
043 - Ty Woods 044 - Jessica Racusin 045 - BlueEyz
046 - Anima 047 - Susie Macksay
Offical ASGTPR Publicist
 048 - Tracy Air
049 - Linda F. Cauthen 050 - Cyn and the Lurkers 051 - Sherita Stoneman
Homophobes, racists and bigots
need not apply

The ASG Road Kill Cafe
You Kill 'Em, We Grill 'Em
052 - Smoot 053 - Lisa Drake 054 - Mike Shields
055 - Gael McGear 056 - Slywy 057 - Robin Moore
058 - Iane Morgan Netnom 059 - Carmen
"I am the least cool person I know"
060 - Dezbot
Campaign Headquarters - DezforPrez '00!
061 - Michelle 062 - Shell 063 - Wendy Grossman
064 - Auberon 065 - Leslie Ayers, Leslie Strom, Geodesic Yurt, and Ford Pick-Up 066 - Nancy Lopez
Keeper of the Anti-FAQ!
067 - Melanie Fisher 068 - Jimbo 070 - Erin Edman
071 - Gregg P.
Official ASG Media Whore
072 - Lisa Klobuar 073 - Chris Moore
074 - Annie Shininger 075 - Alexandra
Official ASG Jezebel
 076 - Sarah Weinman
ASG Torch Singer
077 - Lee Weiser
Official Listkeeper of the ASGTRP
 078 - Lori Davis
Mean Old Lady Davis
 079 - Kathy
080 - MyOwnClone
Official ASG Anything
 081 - Susan Gleason 082 - Harvey9
Official ASGTPR Animal Wrangler

Lucky L______ Bar of Lust and Lechery
083 - Keli 084 - Orlando Cordero 085 - Meyer
086 - Elizabeth Orr
Official ASGRTRP Hippie
 087 - Harper Lee 088 - Senorita Buttclench
089 - Hello Kitty Sandy 090 - TKCBAMA Tim 091 - BlueEyz
092- Jan-the-Lurker
Official ASG Granny
 93 - Gail
"the sinister rustle of polyester"
 094 - Sally Waters
ASG Queen of Reference
"Facts is My Axe"
095 - Marianna
"Shut Up and Get In the Truck"
 096 - Victoria Dinsdale 097 - Mickey
Official ASGTPR Karaoke DJ
098 - Nancy Lyons
Looove the view
 099 - Carolyn Poulter
Resident Wine Boxer
 100 - The Pink Princess
101 - Elizabeth MacCracken 102 - Lori Spier 103 - Patricia Martin Steward
PM-S
104 - Tupelo Miss
Official ASGTPR Elvis Archivist & Peanut Butter Sandwich Fryer
105 - Cathy Morgan - Bartender Extraordinaire 106 - Linda C
(the other Linda C)
Official ASG Bowling Babe
107 - Available! 108 - Linda K. 109-110 - Available!
111 - Alison Nenritze 112-122 - Available! 123 - Elayne Wechsler-Chaput Ooh! Baby! Baby!
124 - 128 Available! 129 - Fiona McQuarrie 130 - Marcie (mjdev)
131- Mellster
Official ASG Keeper of
Useless Music Trivia
 		132-137 Available!

Official ASG Troll Roasting Pit
138 - Mistress Kelly
Official ASG Financial Advisor
 139 - 143 Available! 144 - Jeff
The Moist One
145-149 Available! 150 - Holly Colt One Hot Mama* Who Loves Ya Baby! 151 - PUSSSYKATT
High Priestess of Alt.Gossip.Celebrities
152 - Grnbrier 153 - Morgan Dhu - Terror of the Spaceways 154 -Eden Cooter
ASGossipHo
"The other white meat."
155 - Miriam Moore 156 - Judith Rogow
-=JR=-
Official ASGTPR Motorcycle Mama and Duchess of Whimsey
 157 - David Demchuk Bearfucker
158- Donna Whitman
Official Troll Saucier
 159 - Lewis Angel 160 - Philip Tuley
Official Artisan to the Pink Princess
Chief City Engineer, FABville
161-168 Available! 169 - Marisa Bryant English Official Bitter and Surly Teller of ASG 170-171 Available!
172 - Victoria Martin Vix 173 - 236 Available! 237 - Melody Clark
A/K/A Runs With Scissors
238 - Suni
*Just another day*
 239 - MCDLANCER
"Making friends and warming hearts wherever I go"
 240 - 295 Available!
296 - Web Crab
Buster
"the ASG resident weboon"
 297 - Leslie
A/K/A "Emerald Eyes"		 298 - Everdean
UNofficial ASG Troll Roaster
299 - "The Pit"
UNofficial ASG Troll Roasting pit
 300 - Catty a film bore 301 - Terry Hicks
Official ASG Self-Appointed Word bore
302 - Jeanne
Bumpus Dog Trainer
 303 - Nuey2
I'm the Admiral of the ASG Fleet, protecting the ASG waters from troll mariners everywhere
 304 - 320 Available!
321 - Michelle
Dorothy Parker's Alter Ego
 322 - 323 Available! 325 - Susan Janowick
326 - 332 Available! 333.33333 - Kimberly 334 - 508 Available!
509 - Kingsrow
"Yes, this IS the trailer from "The Long, Long, Trailer"'
510 - Jeff Kirk
Official ASGTPR Guest Lodge Owner/manager & Beer Connoisseur
 511 - 517 Available!
518 - Uncle Waltie
Lowest Common Denominator
519 - Sheri
Official ASG fiddler
 520 - Duncan "woody" Woodfin
Bringin a sink fulla dirty dishes
520 - 621 Available! 622 - Michelle
ASG Baker ~Extraordinaire~
NO boxed cake or fascimile allowed!
 623 - 665 Available!
666 - Nancy Lampkin Olson 667 - 998 Available! 999 - Longshot
Trailer O' Love & part-time BBQ Pit
1000 - 1054 Available! 1055 - Reserved for Darren 1056 - Diana
Note to self: Buy more brimstone
1057 - Terry Higgins
Official ASGTPR Tornado Spotter
 1058 - 1112 Available! 1313 Okalugeecowabunga Swamp - Rarg
The official ASG Swamp Monster
1112 - 2468 Available! 2469 - Elise 1-800-ASG-NOSY: Elena
ASG Snowbird and Resident Amateur Psychic
8562 - Molly Walsh Mollusk
Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Email: -=JR=- Map-Keeper.
Stumbled into the Trailer Park so far (Since October 1997).......
Plus 2,606 from Miss Lo's reign